A memo marked "urgent" is wired around Grammourpuss heights. The future of proofreading is in jeopardy. Recent studies have proved beyond doubt that today's youngsters would, for some reason, rather play video games than learn the ways of the proofreader. A campaign is launched to try and woo them back to their rightful place: under a reading lamp with a wary eye on reams of copy.

As for the text of the campaign, we are told by our leader to leave it in his hands - this is far too important to be left to us. We agree.